FASHION DESIGNER
(in a Viennese accent)
To understand my work,
you must forget everything
you have ever heard about fashion.
The fashion designer rips the sleeve of her suit coat for emphasis, then kicks off one of her ballet flats, which lands somewhere in the third row.
FASHION DESIGNER (cont’d)
In my world, hot pink is a neutral.
Every woman needs a BIG black dress.
And Spandex is flattering on any shape.
–Sarah Torribio
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